PJ 15-sep-2008

Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Patient : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. 

Doctor  : Dawai khali thi kya? 

Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. 

Doctor  : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. 

Patient : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi. 

Doctor  : Abe, dawai pili thi kya? 

Patient : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi. 

Doctor  : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya? 

Patient : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha. 

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi? 

Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. 

Doctor  : Kyon? 

Patient : Kyonki dhakkan band tha. 

Doctor  : Teri to….sale….., to Khola kyon nahi. 

Patient : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. 

Doctor  : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta….!!! 

Patient : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga .

Pj of 21-jul-2008

Girl to a boy: Do you have holes in your underwear

Boy: No

Girl: Then how do you put your legs in..  :)

PJ of the day (17-jul-2008)

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin